ugggggh i’m so tired but i gotta stay up to, like, 3 or 4 am if possible so i can sleep during the day

technically i should’ve been doing this the last few days to reset my sleep cycle but i had a lot of early morning stuff going on but no chance to sleep during the afternoon so i had to sleep during the night

and the guy that scone and i have been trying to get with had to back off because between my overnights and his 1.5 jobs and his volunteer work there’s been no chance to really communicate, let along go out on dates

and and and the few guys that have messaged our couple profile are way older than we’ve expected so far but they’ve been really nice, but why is it so hard to find a younger male unicorn that clicks with us gaaaaaah

gonna watch GoT and crochet, i guess

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

(via avalonjoan)

incidentalcomics:

In celebration of Father’s Day, here are some thoughts about the beautiful chaos of having an 18-month-old.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

lannistred:

if this isn’t the most motivational tweet in the entire world idk what is

lannistred:

if this isn’t the most motivational tweet in the entire world idk what is

(Source: deputyparish, via victorianbmx)